lordhazz:

"If you illegally download the album you’ll be arrested"
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4:09 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  120,030 notes

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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4:08 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  121,732 notes

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

4:03 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  172,649 notes
Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.
The Shock of Honesty (via imfeelingmorethanalive)

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4:02 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  139,451 notes
Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don’t work.
James FreyA Million Little Pieces (via uglypnis)
2:36 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  2,682 notes
Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.
J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via feellng)
2:23 pm  •  28 July 2014  •  2,114 notes