"If you illegally download the album you’ll be arrested"

when the PE teacher makes you run

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.

think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese?100%.This is genius